A new forest goup are apprently making themselves known amongst the woodlands of England according to the Sheriff of Rottenstall. In a press release issued by the Lords Shire Council they are calling themselves The Kinnerton Free Morris Mens Militia and propose to travel the countryside to fight against the tyranny of Court appointed officials. They have according to sources in MI6 been secretly training with a friend in Afgahstan, which included the use of automatic weapons and guerilla warfare. The Sheriff has called the situation grave and moved the country to a Def-Con 4 level to try to combat the new threat, he warned people not to go into the woods especially the rich and filthy rich or girls wearing red hoods adding that these are dangerous times we live in.


A PRESS RELEASE PICTURE FROM THE MELISHA


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