PREDATOR FATMAN STYLE

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Then you’re in a world pain,chewing bacca sitting next to hard man blain.
Sexual Tyrannosaurus rex,
just take a look Arnie’s pecs.
On the chopper with the Dutch,
doesn’t arnie look so butch.
The predator kills them one by one
Hawkins first then big man blain,
By this time billy gone quite insane.
Mac and Dillon are next to go,
billy puts Up quite a show.
Last to die is private Poncho,
Arnie jumps into a ditch,
To save that stupid f***ing bitch.
The famous line “if it bleeds we can kill it”,
made this movie such a thriller.


THE POEM
Up in the hills on a summer night, half canned we tried to re-enact their fight.
half canned we tried to re-enacted their fight. I was Dutch and nick was blain,
but tom did not want to play the game.
Rich must have been billyboy cos he vanished without a light across the moors into the night,
I think he went for a shite.
Marcus Curtis was also there, in complete utter despair,
with his chaffing underwear.
We drank till darkness fell, it must have been a bloody hell.
I couldn’t see on the downward haul the light was bad,
but nobody died it wasn’t sad.
As I looked back in fading light, I nearly had a horrible fright,
I swear I saw the predator swing and his zooming laser thing.
It could have been ten pints of shit welsh beer, or maybe some man hunting deer.
Back at base we lit a fire to keep away the howling sheep, I didn’t get a single wink of sleep.
Halfway through this dreadful night I legged it for a f*ckin shite.
The bog was full just like the moon, I had to dock it just like a rocket,
and use a single tissue from my pocket.
The predator stayed at bay, waiting for another day.
So when the heat of summer comes again were off to Wales to play the game.
THE END
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Arnold Swartzenegger

Dutch : Carl Weathers

Dillon

Elpidia Carrillo : Anna

Bill Duke : Mac

Jesse Ventura

Blain

Sonny Landham

Billy

Poncho

R.G.Armstrong

General Phillips

Shane Black

Hawkins

Kevin Peter Hall - The Predator

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